Recap Season 4 Episode 12 Feb. 10, 2009

Sorry this recap is coming nearly a week late. I have been busy busy busy. To add on to that, that I exercise every evening for at least 30 min that leaves me with little time to blog.
We start this week with Vicki on her Cruise.
It is her LIFE with Vicki cruise. As expected, everyone is so happy and excited to meet the one and the only Vicki. Vicki brought Donn, Michael and his friend Reese. This is great, they have a climbing wall on the cruise. I don't believe it, Vicki is doing the rock wall. Vicki does make it all the way to the top. That was great!! Donn is at the bar drinking while Vicki was climbing.
Back to Vicki on the cruise. Everyone is at dinner. Vicki is telling Michael and Reese their schedule for tomorrow. Neither one seems interested. They mainly want to party.
It is now the next full working day for the Life with Vicki conference cruise. Vicki starts explaining her background. BTW she is 46, mama you are HOT for 46! We hear short stories from the attendees. .
Michael and Reese have let Vicki down. They didn't bother to show. Danielle the assistant had to track them down. Michael and Vicki have a heart to heart and Michael tells her he doesn't really want any part of her business. Poor Vicki. She feels her family is not supporting her business, however it is her business that supports the family. Michael meets up with Donn at the bar.
Next Jeana:
She is getting Kara ready to head back to college. This year Kara has gotten an apartment. She didn't like the dorm life. Uncle Richie comes from San Diego to help Jeana and Kara with the move.
Back to Jeana. It is driving day to Berkly. Frankie shows up for the drive as well. Uncle Richie drives separately with most of Kara's things. It is a 7 hr drive from Orange to Berkley. During the drive Jeana and Kara bitch back and forth about each others driving.
Jeana again. They stop off at Frankie's storage cottage home. Kara grabs what she wants to furnish her new pad. They have arrived in Berkley. Now for the unpacking.
Kara shows her mom the "tree people". The homeless scare Kara. Jeana mentions they don't have bums in Orange.
Jeana is back in Coto. It is her Bday. For her Bday is has a date. Congrats Jeana, you so deserve it! Jeana asks Colton for his opinion on her two dresses. They date is with a parent from another team member of Shane's. The guy lives out of town, but that works for Jeana. The kids are very happy for Jeana going on this date. Jeana's date concludes this episode of RHOC, it is to be continued.
Next Gretchen:
She is in Dallas to visit her girlfriends from college. Right before the trip Jeff went back into the hospital due to a fever. Once again, who in their right mind if they truly love someone who is so sick would travel, especially when he goes back into the hospital. She is showing that she is a gold digger, by her actions to me. She can say what she wants, but actions show the truth. Once again she complains about the Jeff stress. News alert, babe, it is not stress if you truly love that person, its life.
It is a new day and Gretchen and the girls head out to The Stoneleigh for drinks and what not. This time however the girls bring their babies. Here we go again, Gretchen is complaining about Jeff's cancer. She mentions how it has been a very long 9 mos. I feel sorry for Jeff not having his GF around when he needs her the most!
Next Tamra:
The family minus Simon head to Cedar Rapids, IA to visit her dad. She hasn't seen her dad in a year. First visit to IA. Her dads home had major damage to the flood of 2008.
Back to Tamra. She and the family including some family members she hasn't met head out to Osaka Japanese Steakhouse in IA for dinner. Ryan is having great fun with his distant cousin.
She and her dad head to a small lake and have a heart to heart. She lays her feels out for her dad. They had a wonderful heart to heart. They both laid their feelings out. Very health. Hopefully this had mended their relationship.
Lastly, Lynne:
She and Frank head out to Coronado Bay Resort, San Diego, CA 4000 Coronado Bay Rd. for a romantic weekend. They had an ocean view room. They start with a nice dinner on the balcony. Back home are the girls with grandma. Over dinner they discuss the girls and what has been happening. First a car accident then Lynne finds cigarettes and she and Frank honestly think they don't belong to Alexia. Ah hello, are you two even qualified to be parents? Sorry to be so harsh, but are you kidding me. Yes they are hers. How stupid do you have to be. Money has really made you stupid! Frank asks Lynne for a poll dance show.
Next week:
Is the season finale. Then for those of you who wish to waste your time, you can shoot yourself while you watch the Real Housewives of New York. I can't believe they are actually having season 2 of that one. As an avid Real Housewives watcher, that is definitely the worst of them all. You won't find me watching it. They should have done away with NY and extended the amount of episodes for Orange County.